The Joke

[Quikman]

Why does the blond girl climb over the glass wall ?

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">spoiler (click to view):</font><hr size="1"><div class="spoiler" id="J6775G"> She wants to see whats on the other side </div><hr size="1"></blockquote>

[Guyver]

An obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself was serving a plane?s cabin. He came swishing down the aisle and said through the PA, "Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one of the women hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
The flight attendant responded, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put up the tray, Bitch."

[Peter Peeker]

ZING!!!

I gotta remember that!!

[TCM Hitchhiker]

A blind man walks into a bar, and starts swinging his seeing eye dog above his head by it's leash. The bartender asks, "What are you doing?", the blind man says, "Just looking around".

[DemonsAngel]

HAHA those are hilarious!!!